THE PUNK PRIEST'S POLLO ¡OLE!

Ingredients:

• Chicken Breasts
• Hot Pepper Cheese
• Salsa Doritos

1. Pound the required number of chicken breasts nice and thin.

2. Place slices of hot pepper cheese on chicken.

3. Roll up chicken breasts; secure with toothpicks [REMEMBER them! Do not accidentally eat the toothpicks and end up in the emergency room like a certain priest whom shall remain nameless.]

4. Put the chicken in an egg wash and then coat it with crushed Salsa-flavored Doritos. [This is my favorite way to crush the chips: Place them in a zip-lock bag. Put the bag outside the church door on Sunday morning just before communion. The stampede of those fleeing the Lord before the Mass has ended should succeed in stomping the chips into tiny bits.]

5. Put the coated chicken in a baking pan and bake in a preheated 350-degree oven until done. IMPORTANT: Do not undercook, as you may contract a horrible disease and die. Do not overcook; you' burn the chicken and it will be gross.